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• Do not X-ray.
• Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
• These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life of any party.
  -- X-Ray Gogs Instructio...
• Director: OK, Fallout Boy origin scene, take 1 -- action!
  [X-ray machine blasts straight on Milhouse's face] Rainie...
• The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
  But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
• How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to diagnose the problem, one to take an X-ray, one to wheel in the replacement on a trolley, one to apply an anaesthetic, one to do the delicate operation, and one to examine the late bulb in a post-mortem....
• What can I do to restore X? Well, first - it is not X that's dead, it's KDE.
  Second, that, in itself, is only for the good. -- Marc A....
• Edds's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.