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• Real Programmers use Patch Cords!
• Use only fuse or circuit breaker protected electrical power strips and do not daisy chain power strips.
  i.e. do not plug one power strip into another power strip or into an extension cord....
• Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
• Do not use hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it effectively. -- Writing Rule 25
• In case of fire do not use elevators... Use water.
• No matter how one approaches the figures, one is forced to the rather startling conclusion that the use of firearms in crime was very much less when there were no controls of any sort and when anyone
  convicted criminal or lunatic, could buy any type of firearm without restriction....
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls.
• Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.