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• It's mine! All mine!!! -- Donald Duck
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
• 0028 Have you seen "Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land"? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• If HE'S a DUCK, then I'm a dirty skunk! <BLAM!> -- Daffy Duck
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.