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  His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so....
• Texas A&M football coach Jackie Sherrill went to the office of the Dean of Academics because he was concerned about his players' mental abilities.
  "My players are just too stupid for me to deal with them", he told the unbelieving dean....
• When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
  It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
• A contortionist hailing from Lynch Used to rent out his tool by the inch.
  A foot cost a quid -- He could and he did Stretch it to three in a pinch....
• Lisa: Oedipus is the one who killed his father and married his mother Home
  Argh! who paid for that wedding? Episode: Simpsons play tennis with the pro...
• And though he promise to his loss, He makes his promise good. -- Tate and Brady -- xv, 5
• King Stephen was a worthy peer, His breeches cost him but a crow
  He held them sixpence all too dear,-- With that he called the tailor lown....
• Jimmy Stewart played the father on a southern plantation when a young man came to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage.
  The father asked, "Well, do you like her?" The young man responded " - I love her!...
• A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.
  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen....