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• He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
• TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm.
  It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics....
• He who think by the inch, and talk by the mile, ought to be kicked by the foot.
• He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
• Picard: "Still no response from the Klingons, Mister Worf?
  Worf: "No, sir." Picard: "He's ignoring me, what other explanation is there?...
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• A father in Georgia called his local IRS office to ask if he could deduct the cost of his daughter's wedding as "a total loss".
• Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
• He who finds his foot... is seldom the one with it in his mouth.