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• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then?
  A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me....
• Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
  Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words....
• Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Were you acquainted with the decedent? Yes, sir. Before or after he died?
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• Are you married? No, I'm divorced. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
  A lot of things I didn't know about. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Did he pick the dog up by the ears? No. What was he doing with the dog's ears?
  Picking them up in the air. Where was the dog at this time?...
• THE COURT: Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any.
  -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...