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• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Bloody explorers ponce off to mumbo-jumbo land...come back with a tropical disease, a suntan, and a bag of brown lumpy things.
  ..Bob's your uncle everyone's got a picture of them in the toilet. -- Edmund : Potato...
• Look! He's got a bomb! It's not a _bomb_, sir, it's a _sponge_.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• You look smart, Mr Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?
  No. I'm off to the theatre. What, don't you like it?...
• George flouts a large cape and huge false moustache) Well, what do you think?
  ...Are you ill or something? -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr.
  Caesar'. -- Edmund, Sense and Senility...
• Oh, come on Mr.B., it's not as if we're all going to get murdered or anything the minute you leave, is it?
  ...Hope springs eternal, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...