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• Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.
  -- The Anarchist Cookbook...
• When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do
  kick over the table. -- Dean Marti...
• All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands.
• Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
• You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
  Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...