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• One of the greatest failings in people is the inability to imagine motives in another which one does not find in oneself.
  -- Lothar Kaul...
• Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to screw Netscape?
  Four. One for employees of non-profit organisations, one for students and educators, one for people who can read a license agreement, one for people who expect a company to keep its word....
• It has always been true that in the United States the people who ought to read books write them.
  -- Gore Vidal -- [Editor's note: Now if Vidal would only take his own advice...]...
• Inflation is when the only thing free of charge is a rundown battery.
• By the term "the good old days," most people are referring to those times in which static electricity was about the only thing that would stand your hair on end.
• You've won a free spin on the "Wheel of Meat"!
• The only thing to do with advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
  -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...
• The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.
  It is never any use to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde...