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• Invest in inflation. It's the only thing going up. -- Will Roge
• Production is the only answer to inflation.
• The battery will not die when your car is parked in the driveway.
  The battery will die on Dec. 31 at 10 p.m., when your car is the only one left in the office parking lot....
• I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved this year.
  -- Victor Borge...
• Fat free: no extra charge for the fat.
• Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
• INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE.
• When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free.
• Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.