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• Girl who rides a bicycle peddles ass all over town.
• I'm willing to accompany you, but not to ride in your pocket!
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• Would you like some cheese with your whine?
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• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...