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• Seems human enough to me. -- Guinan after stabbing Q's hand with a fork, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.
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• Sir, he is reading as fully human. What is there, an echo in here?
  I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain. I would normally describe it as being terrified....
• Guinan: "I enjoy that, and you'd better get used to it.
  Q: "What?!" Guinan: "Begging! You're a pitiful excuse for a human....
• Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
  Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Data: "Q says he has hurt his back." Beverly: "Uh-huh." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• There are creatures in the universe who would consider you the ultimate achievement, android.
  No feelings, no emotions, no pain. And yet you cover those qualities of humanity....
• Help me, somebody, help me! How the mighty have fallen.
  -- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• Just one of the boys, eh? Just one if the boys with an IQ of 2005.
  -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt at a puerile joke.
  It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man....