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• Seems human enough to me. -- Guinan after stabbing Q's hand with a fork, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.
  1...
• Q: "You have a moon in a deteriorating orbit. I've known moons throughout the universe.
  Big ones, small ones, I'm an expert. I could help you with this one, if you'll let me out of here....
• Q: "We'll just have to see how ready you are!" Guinan: "Q, *no*!" -- "Q Who", Stardate unknow
• Q: "This is a dangerous creature! You have no idea, why Picard would make her a member of the crew and not me!
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Just one of the boys, eh? Just one if the boys with an IQ of 2005.
  -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
• Q: "You can't do this to me, Jean-Luc." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Q: "You've disappointed me, Jean-Luc. I'm very disappointed!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
• Q: "Where's the Main Shuttlebay?" Computer: "Main Shuttlebay is located on Deck Four.
  Q: "Take me there." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Q: "Can I have a Starfleet uniform?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1