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• The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
  An object will fall so as to do the most damage....
• Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law) An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Any tool escaping manipulator's hands will not necessarily follow Earth's gravitational field
  but will land in the most unreachable location in the prototype, smashing on its way the most expensive component of the prototype....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....