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• The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
  An object will fall so as to do the most damage....
• Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law) An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• A dropped tool will land where it will do the most damage. -- The Law of Selective Gravitatio
• The most delicate component will be the one to fall. -- Selective Gravity, Klipstein's Corollary