Crash:
What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
-- Computing Definition
What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
-- Computing Definition
Related:
- It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is
work.
He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight... - Checkpoint:
The location from which a programmer draws his salary.
Computing... - On-Line:
Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
Computing... - Low Order Position:
The programmer's location in the chain of command.
Computing... - Mainframe:
Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
Computing... - Breakpoint:
The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
Computing... - Programmer:
Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
Computing... - Hackers do it
detached... - Off-Line:
Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being
phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
Computing...
