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• On-Line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
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• Mainframe: Primary person who just got set up for the blame of the system crash.
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• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• Low Order Position: The programmer's location in the chain of command. -- Computing Definitio
• Default: De line west of which de state of california will float off to sea at de next major quake.
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• I doubleclicked on "HELP", pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
• Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
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• Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
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• Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
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