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• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio
• On-Line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
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• Breakpoint: The point at which programmer increments past last bit available.
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• Crash: What a detached programmer would dearly love to do, for at least eight hours.
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• Programmer: Red eyed mumbling mammal, capable of communicating with inanimate objects.
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• I/O Device: Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.
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• Off-Line: Uncharitable remarks programmer makes to wife or husband upon being phoned at 9pm to come in because system just crashed.
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• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio