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• In Oregon, the State Legislature has come up with a State Nut.
  This is unlikely to happen in Missouri, since there are too many candidates....
• To call the dialogue wooden is to insult the expressive potential of a tree stump.
  -- Gerald Jonas, in his review of Robert L. Forward's "Martian Rainbow" -- in the July 14, 1991 New York Times Book Review....
• A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
• Cover your stump before you hump.
• The Phillips-head screwdriver was invented in Oregon.
• Lookit that li'l bunny sittin' on the stump. -- Famous Last Word
• It never rains in Oregon, We rust from too much sunshine.
• Oregon, n.: Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.