You May Be Certain That Age Is Galloping Upon You When, After A Feminine Voice Over The Telephone Says, "Do You Know Who This Is?

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You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine
voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?" you say, "No,"
and hang up the receiver.
-- Franklin P. Adams

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
You never know what you can do without until you try. -- Franklin Adam
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Franklin P. Adam...
Bargain: Something you can't use at a price you can't resist. -- Franklin P. Adam
They say act your age, and when you do they get mad
Extravagance: Anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife. -- Franklin P. Adam
Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.
Franklin P. Adam...
The best you get is an even break. -- Franklin Adam

You May Be Certain That Age Is Galloping Upon You When, After A Feminine Voice Over The Telephone Says, "Do You Know Who This Is?

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