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• We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative".
  In fact, "euphemism" has become a euphemism for "bald-faced lie"....
• Life always sucks. It's just that sometimes that feels very good. -- Kevin Rya
• You have a very optimistic outlook on life, for no good reason.
• All I need to have a good time, Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.
  With those three things I don't need no sunshine, A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine....
• It is a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
  -- William Maugham...
• Life is full of concepts that are poorly defined. In fact, there are very few concepts that aren't.
  It's hard to think of any in non-technical fields. -- Daniel Kimberg...
• Put away your worries, the world is a good and perfect place.
  It is in fact very easy. -- Fenchurch in "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" by Douglas Adam...
• Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
  .. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....