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• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.
• If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -- Mickey Mantle
• If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
• So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
• As I said before, "I never repeat myself".
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Bart: Mom, Reverend Lovejoy doesn't have a coat. Should I let him in?
  Lovejoy: My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....