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• If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
• As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me.
• I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
• I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
• I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
  Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....
• Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
  [a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...