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• POLISH FLY: You put it in her drink and she begs you to take her bowling.
• Live fast, fight hard, and have a beautiful death...
• Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. -- W. C. Field
• I don't believe this. You hate Denebian Slime? You deserve a horrible wasting death, uncurable by any means!
• For me eroticism must be ugly, the aesthetic always divine, and death beautiful. -- S. Dali
• Please select mode of death: quick and painless or slow and horrible.
  "Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call." -Fry "You have selected slow and horrible....
• Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful. -- Mme. de Pompadou
• He: Baby, drinking makes you beautiful. She: I don't drink. He: I do.