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• A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. French Proverb
• A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The good fairy glints: Would you like a wish? The good fairy glow
  Are you sure? The good fairy radiates: Really really sure?...
• The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy
  if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrate...
• A young married couple had their first child. Their original pride and joy slowly turned to concern however, for after a couple of years the child had never uttered any form of speech.
  They hired the best speech therapists, doctors, psychiatrists, all to no avail....
• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become very happy
  if you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher--and that is good for any man. -- Socrate...