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• I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarves!
• The dwarves' knives vanish as they strike the walls of the cave.
• Off to one side a great many dwarves are sleeping on the floor, snoring loudly.
  A sign nearby reads: "Do not disturb the dwarves!...
• Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! -- Ace & 7 dwarve
• By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry' .
  .." -- Gary Larson, "The Far Side...
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  Two. Not more than two....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• You fool, dwarves eat only coal! Now you've made him *really* mad!!