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• A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
  -- Doug Larso...
• A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment, unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising six weeks.
  -- Southey...
• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• Purrpetual Motion: A kitten at play.
• Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. -- Edward H. Land
• Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "The Square Egg...
• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death -- H. H. Munro (1870-1916)
• Women and elephants never forget an injury. -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "Reginald", 1904