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• The world's so terrible that one can only make fun of it.
• Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
  -- Tom Robbi...
• Conceit is to nature what paint is to beauty; it is not only needless, but impairs what it would improve.
  -- Pope...
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
• People don't change; they only become more so.
• Lincoln was only partially right; Clinton fooled enough people ONCE!
• Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial we.