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• Conceit wouldn't be so terrible if only the right people had it.
• Only God can make a tree, but only Man can drive by it so fast. -- Ferrari Driver.
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
  You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....
• A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
  -- Ivern Ball, "Modern Secretary...
• I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself.
  -- Aldous Huxley...
• Rudnicki's Nobel Principle: Only someone who understands something absolutely can explain it so no one else can understand it.
• There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth
  (1) not going all the way; and (2) not starting. -- Buddha...
• A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did.
  -- Gregory Nu...