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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
• Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
• I can't understand why everyone nowadays has such a low opinion of marital sex.
  The marriage experts apparently believe that nine out of ten married couples find it easier to get the kids to bed than to lure each other there ....
• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were. -- Bob Steele
• The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
• XXXVI: The thickness of the proposal required to win a multimillion dollar contract is about one millimeter per million dollars.
  If all the proposals conforming to this standard were piled on top of each other at the bottom of the Grand Canyon it would probably be a good idea....