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• McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never complete.
  2. Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry....
• eality check: n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
  doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....
• Computers.....the #1 cause of divorces......
• Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap
• There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of u
• Two undeniable truths: 1) God exists and 2) You're not Him.
• You have two choices: 1. Leave 2. Become dinner.
• 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
• boat anchor n. [common; from ham radio] 1. Like doorstop but more severe
  implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless....