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• Clowns do it for laughs.
• Psychic comedians have a sixth sense of humor.
• Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable!
• Never perform for other comedians, perform for the audience. -- Danny Thoma
• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher. -- Phil Procto
• Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. -- Steven Wrigh
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• He who laughs at a Klingon, never laughs again.