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• On second thought, a philosopher is any person who doesn't want what he can't get.
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! -- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!" - Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• I do- I do- I do- I do- what any normal person would do at that age.
  You call home. You call home to mother and father and say, "I'd like to get into the National Guard....
• He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
• What do you call someone who's 1/2 Mexican? Sorta-Rica