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• Mrs White: "Everything allright?" Col. Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine." -- _Clue_
• Wadsworth: "I'm meerly the Butler." Col. Mustard: "So what do you do?
  Wadsworth: "I buttle." -- Clue...
• It's a matter of life after death. After he's dead, I have a life. -- Mrs White, _Clue_
• Men should be like Kleenex; soft, strong and disposable. -- Mrs. White, _Clue_
• Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
  I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
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• Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
  We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the rows of students] Nelson, Nelson, Nelson....
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...
• Professor Plum: "What are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
  Mrs Peacock: "No, just death." -- _Clue_...