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• Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
  Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: [clears throat and gets up] I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth....
• Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
  .. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them....
• Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
  Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
• Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
  Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• Krabappel: Do you think anyone saw us? Skinner: No, it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated my thermos of cola at the door.
  Krabappel: Aw. Chalmers: [waking up] Skinner! Krabappel!...
• Krabappel: Hi, Bart. Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh, Mrs.
  K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers are useless against me....
• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...