Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and
eat anything.
-- Herb Caen

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