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COBOL Programmers Understand Why Women Hate Periods.
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
