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• There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
• There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died.
  While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside....
• Adam was but human -- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilso...
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• I fully expect that our customers' grandchildren will be buying Apple products.
  Apple Computer CEO Gil Amelio...
• Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• 32 white horses, on a red hill First they champ, Then they stamp, And then they stand still.
  (Teeth)...