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• You can get used to living at a nudist camp. The first three days are the hardest. -- R. Dreise
• Christmas: If you don't give, you don't get it.
• You may be redneck... if you get Odor-Eaters as a Christmas present.
• KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
  !) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
• Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each othe
  admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres....
• Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
  They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
• Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
  They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....