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• A procrastinator's work is never done.
• A programmer's work is never done.
• Some people are like blisters: they never appear until the work is done.
• A work ill done must be twice done.
• CYNIC: Experienced.
• A Moderator's job is never done!
• A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes.
  -- Leslie Lamport (Attributed)...
• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
  Which is why you never get anything done at work!...
• Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.