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• Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
  It may eliminate the job if the need passes before the job can be done....
• Sex is like housework. A woman can do a real good job, but it never stays done--and the better job she does, the more likely she is to do it again real soon.
• Reward for a job well done: more work
• A cynic's work is never done
• A procrastinator's work is never done.
• A programmer's work is never done.
• Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
  Corrollary: Following the rules will not get the job done....
• Never take a beer to a job interview.
• Perrussel's Law: There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.