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• Chicken feed is what most of our nest eggs have turned into.
• What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
  I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
• A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
• A feed salesman is on his way to a farm. As he's driving along at forty m.
  p.h., he looks out his car window and sees a three-legged chicken running alongside him, keeping pace with his car....
• Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
  Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....
• The chicken was the egg's idea of getting more eggs. -- Samuel Butle