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• CHARITY: A thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
• Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays there.
• Charity begins at home.
• Charity begins at home, but shouldn't end there.
• MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• REFORM, v. A thing that mostly satisfies reformers opposed to reformation.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• HERS, pron. His. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary