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• Kleptomaniac, n.: A rich thief. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Mausoleum, n. The final and funniest folly of the rich.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• elephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...