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• Cheese can be your friend!
• Trust The Computer. The Computer is your friend.
• Your best friend is a social worker.
• You worry that if you lower your guard, even for one second, your whole world will disintegrate into chaos.
• A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
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• A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
• Your friend has a friend; don't tell him. Jewish Proverb
• Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy.