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• Cat-holic (n.) A cat with a drinking problem.
• There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
• I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee.
• In a cat's eyes all things belong to cats.
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• Big cats can kill you!
• Because cats read with their asses! [picture of cat sitting on book]
• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!