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• Purring: the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
• A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
• It takes 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it. -- Greenpeace
• CAT (n.): A walking ego with fur.
• Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
  You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
• You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
• I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it.
  He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that ....
• Cat \kat'\ n, Small, four legged, fur bearing extortionist.
• Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands. Liste
  Well wear the smegging gloves. Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue?...