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• Honest! It's only a cold sore!
• Computer actors will never be great; they only get bit parts!
• The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy.
  The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. -- William Hazlitt (1778-1830)...
• Locks only keep honest people out.
• Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
  -- William Hazli...
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....
• The number of honest politicians is superceded only by the number of honest burglars, if one consults the individuals involved.
• Great hypocrites are the true atheists. -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626)