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• If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair.
• So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
• We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
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• If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. -- Maintainer's Motto
• Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke.