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• Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• BREAK v. 1. to cause to be broken (in any sense). "Your last VMS update broke the common data dictionary.
  2. (of a program) To stop temporarily, so that it may be examined for debugging purposes....
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• IBM: It Broke Be
• Buy in haste, repair at leisure.
• Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
• PC and taglines are under repair.
• Tagline in for repair. This one's a loaner.